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#61 Pigs get sunburn.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Q. What happens if you have sex in the plumbers position? A. You stay in all day and nobody comes.
Microsoft
Edu is a site dedicated to providing education about
Microsoft's business practices and technical approaches.
It is laden with links to satirical news bits and pictures. I
did find it amusing for a few minutes at least. One of the top
features is a copy of the "cease and desist" letter the creator
of the site received from Microsoft's corporate attorney. You have got
to hand it to this guy, he's got big ones to keep this site up.
Goofball.com lives on the Linux operating
system, running the Apache web server with the HTML::Mason
server modification. This is basically computer geek
information for most of you I'd imagine, but our software
philosophy is not really in line with Microsoft's so we
certainly can appreciate what this site has to say.
Besides, I bet this site won't be up very long ;-)
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