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Here are some commands that the subservient chicken will follow:
*Hide behind the couch
*Moonwalk
*Riverdance
*Somersault
*Make a chicken sandwich
*Creep me out
*Bullfight
*Turn off lights
*Box
*Pee on the couch
*Go crazy
*Act like a dog
*The robot dance
*Lay down
*Bend over
Tell it to get naked
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started by
sleepwalker2000
(04.20.2004 9:10:13 PM EST)
and watch what it does. It's pretty cool.
This was fun Oxy........:)
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Creepy!!!!
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started by
meesha
(04.19.2004 7:33:26 PM EST)
Weird and creepy but my 6 year old loves it!
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