"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000
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"One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?" — Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning (1966)
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#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
One Liners
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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items on the map wherever you are.
You can also plant items anywhere you like and enter them into the system for other people to find.
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