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"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
 
 

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Bruce Willis

By: jskillsPublished: 11/11/2007
 
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Real Name: Walter Willison

Best known as the star of the Die Hard movie series, and "the Sixth Sense". Married for 12 years to . Has recorded two blues albums and goes by the nickname of "Bruno". His first big break was in the TV hit show "Moonlighting" co-starring with Cybill Shepherd.

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