"In the last 32 months, history has placed great demands on our country, and events have come quickly."—Bush, speaking from Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
One Liners
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Karol Wojtyla
Born: 18 May 1920
Wadowice, Poland
Died: 2 April 2005
The long serving pontiff was elected on 16 October 1978, becoming the first non-Italian pontiff in over 450 years and history's first Slavic Pope. For 26 years a spiritual beacon for people of all faiths, not just the world's 1.1 billion Catholics.
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