"I think we're making progress. We understand where the power of this country lay. It lays in the hearts and souls of Americans. It must lay in our pocketbooks. It lays in the willingness for people to work hard. But as importantly, it lays in the fact that we've got citizens from all walks of life, all political parties, that are willing to say, I want to love my neighbor. I want to make somebody's life just a little bit better." -George W. Bush, April 11, 2001
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Popular standup comedian in nightclubs during the 1940s and 50s and one of the first TV star-moguls. Besides starring in the successful series "Make Room for Daddy" and the top-rated "The Danny Thomas Show", Thomas produced "The Dick Van Dyke Show", "The Andy Griffith Show", "Gomer Pyle" and "The Real McCoys" with partner Sheldon Leonard and "The Mod Squad" and "The Guns of Will Sonnett" with Aaron Spelling during the 1950s and 60s.
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