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Named after Liv Ullman, she is the daughter of Steven Tyler (lead singer for the band Aerosmith), she grew up with the belief that Todd Rundgren was her father. As she grew up she noticed a strong likeness between herself and Tyler's daughter Mia. Finally she confronted her mother and was told the truth, so by the age of 12 she was known as Liv Tyler. She has dated Joaquin Phoenix, and was named as the "other woman" in the Demi Moore/Bruce Willis split. Bruce played her father in the movie "Armagedden". Liv's latest claim to fame is starring as Arwen in "Lord of the Rings", the beautiful and bewitching elf who must choose between immortality and love.
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