"One thing is for certain: There won't be any more mass graves and torture rooms and rape rooms." —Bush, press availability in Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 12, 2004
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"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
Snapple Facts
#146 The smallest county in America is New York County, better known as Manhattan.
Yo Mama ...
is like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
One Liners
Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes butt? A: brain tumor.
Harry Horwitz (Moe Howard)
1897 -1975
Jerry Horwitz (Curly)
1903 - 1952
Louis Feinberg (Larry Fine)
1902 - 1975
Wacky film comedy team making more than 200 comedy shorts consisting mainly of slapstick eye-gouging, shin-kicking, head-knocking and the like between 1934 and 1958.
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