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  • "Wait for us to succeed peace. Wait for us to have two states, side by side—is for everybody coming together to deny the killers the opportunity to destroy." —Bush, speaking to reporters Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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    1 The Sperm Bank
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    3 Yet Another Typical Day for Bill
    4 The Ferrari vs The Moped
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