"I think we agree, the past is over."-On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
Random Quote
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/15/88
Snapple Facts
#92 Fish can drown.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are a $1.25, deer nuts are always under a buck.
