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"Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we've finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater."—Bush, introducing the pop singer and reality TV star on March 14 at Ford's Theater in Washington (where Lincoln was shot). Source: Richard Leiby, The Washington Post, "Reliable Source," March 16, 2004
 
 

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Caption Contest - October 2004

By: robnoxiousPublished: 10/31/2004
 
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October 2004 Winner

"Ya Know, CHIPPY? While we were in the tie-die paint room, I bet WIGGLES here was dipping in the PORT-A-POTTY!"
-- submitted by jimbobiglotto

Caption Contest - October 2004

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    Color by Ms. Clairol.... (0 replies)
    started by tazdevil
    (10.27.2004 9:31:19 PM EST)

    Because your worth it!

    @!#$%@
    TazDevil


    tsk tsk (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (10.27.2004 12:51:02 PM EST)

    those zebras and their stripes! That is sooo out these days!

    ~Obiwan~

    If’n there is ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.25.2004 10:45:59 AM EST)


    such a thing as evolution,
    at least now I know where my
    brother-in-law came from.

    Tired (0 replies)
    started by kaufmanfirefighter
    (10.24.2004 0:39:45 AM EST)

    I am really getting tired of "Gay Day" at the zoo.

    lol (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.16.2004 9:17:29 PM EST)

    Dont tell me you aint ever lost a bet !

    Paramount Pictures presents... (1 reply)
    started by dvabmet
    (10.14.2004 8:53:49 AM EST)

    George Bush, John Kerry, Dick Chaney and John Edwards in...
    "Earth Girls and Boys aren't Easy to Fool with our Political Rhetoric." A boring tale of four buffoons attempting to sway the voters with distorted, misleading facts and bovine feces.

    no, really (0 replies)
    started by r44oy
    (10.14.2004 6:55:20 AM EST)

    No, really Mac, the wife said you were going gray and you let her do this? Brown?! What were you thinking man?!

    Unrequited (0 replies)
    started by websterinvirginia
    (10.07.2004 1:48:12 PM EST)

    Hey Jocko, what gives, I thought you said Britney went crazy for colored guys?

    Immature Fellow

    The Missing Link (0 replies)
    started by dsk8er96
    (10.06.2004 3:13:11 PM EST)

    Between Apes and Ravers.

    Welcome to my world, Please have a seat..........DONT JUST SIT THERE DO SOMETHING!!!! DC

    how's this: (2 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (10.05.2004 3:53:11 PM EST)

    "Ya Know, CHIPPY? While we were in the tie-die paint room, I bet WIGGLES here was dipping in the PORT-A-POTTY!"

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    My Caption (0 replies)
    started by zjackrum
    (10.05.2004 0:22:12 AM EST)

    "Well Yeah... I guess in a way we ARE like the teletubbies..."
    "Yeah, Only less tubby-toast and more feces throwing!"

    milk man (0 replies)
    started by jblades
    (10.04.2004 1:13:15 PM EST)

    He delivered more than just the milk at billy's house

    See I told you (2 replies)
    started by meesha
    (10.03.2004 7:59:01 PM EST)

    we shouldn't have eaten all those Skittles.

    My ISP sucks

    okay (0 replies)
    started by somebunny
    (10.03.2004 5:15:11 PM EST)

    Only her dresser knows for sure.

    here's a couple (0 replies)  
    started by malcom
    (10.03.2004 7:30:04 AM EST)

    Looks like the wrong branch fell off the family tree there Koko.

    or

    Earl scheib's earlier attempts.

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