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Citizenship Quiz

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 12/09/2005
 
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Everyday thousands leave their homelands to settle here in the land of the free. Before they become citizens they are required to take a citizenship test. Could you pass this test if you took it today?

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    24 (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.01.2006 4:48:08 PM EST)


    I guess I can stay.

    I got 14 (0 replies)
    started by wardmw
    (01.01.2006 12:40:32 PM EST)

    but as I'm English that works for me!

    17 (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (12.11.2005 12:58:04 PM EST)

    Which is not that bad coming from a tree-huggin Euro :oP

    ~Obiwan~

    19 (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (12.11.2005 0:47:08 AM EST)


    I failed

    Mi cuenta era 19... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (12.10.2005 7:14:58 PM EST)

    Deseo ser un buen americano pero puesto que crucé la frontera que han estado buscando así que no digo en mí.

    Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (12.10.2005 9:48:43 AM EST)

    better than i did, got a 21

    A great exercise (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
    (12.10.2005 9:42:35 AM EST)

    I took the test a got a 28 - but I'm old and know stuff.

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