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 Caption Contest II | | By: GoofballCrew | Published: 10/08/1999 | | |  |
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So we Goofball Staffers finally went through the many entries and came up with our favorites. I'm sure many people may not agree, but let's face it, we have a different sense of humor here than most people.
Best caption winner to receive a coveted Goofball T-Shirt is ranked #1. If this person fails to claim their prize, it goes to the next in line and so on.
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| 1 | Crapulous | You've reached The Happy Retard Inc., Hat Wearing Douchebag speaking, oh, you wanna talk to the Grinning Asshole? Okay, please hold. |
| 2 | Alex Voelke | Dan Marino finaly convinces Captin Kangaroo that a phone sex bussiness is a real gold mine! |
| 3 | Nick | Captain Kangaroo and his friend "Mr Creamed Jeans" demonstrate the art of crank phone calls. Here they are seen ordering 12 sausage pizzas from 3 different pizza joints at once all to be delivered to an unsuspecting Mr Rogers.
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| 4 | Michael | Hi, My name is Jackass, and this is my brother Dumbass! Wouldn't you like to punch me in my big fat face?? |
| 5 | Dr. Mindbender | Unfortunately for Bob, word spread rapidly that he crapped himself while being reviewed in front of the board. |
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