"Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the Almighty to the people of Iraq." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003
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"If we can keep those (points and yards) numbers up and Sebastian Janikowski's blood-alcohol level down, we have a chance to be special." — Oakland Raiders coach Bill Callahan
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#17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She uses a basketball as a hackey sack!
One Liners
Q. Where does virgin wool come from? A. Ugly sheep.
