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Help The Drunk Get Home

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/28/2004
 
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The object of the game is to keep him walking, without falling over, by using your mouse from left to right (no clicking) - you can't see your mouse which makes it more difficult.

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    Six tries & I only improved from 12 to 42 meters.. haha!

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    I'm no better at helping him than I was at walking when I was drunk.

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