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cool
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bigjohn2
(10.05.2004 8:57:59 PM EST)
very cool
actually
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damsel
(02.06.2004 4:13:01 PM EST)
I've got up to 1200 before...heh
Yeah....
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jimbo
(02.05.2004 7:43:47 PM EST)
315.8
315.2
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robnoxious
(02.05.2004 1:51:33 AM EST)
Not too bad ... Can you do better?
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