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One Liners
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
cool game
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sexmaster55
(06.08.2001 11:48:37 PM EST)
it get you goin trying to keep the ball in the air
sup horny females
A leson you should know
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2001 4:44:06 PM EST)
here is a leson you should know SAY NO TO CRACK BUT,SAY YES TO WEED. IT might make you shit but it is good
so what?
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2001 5:31:00 AM EST)
yeah, well I got 9!!! Try beating that!!
Arsapajuk!
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2001 9:02:52 AM EST)
Nuanneq!..*S*
gay lord fucker
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.29.2001 11:15:01 PM EST)
this is some crazy ass shit
nothing
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colebaby16
(05.29.2001 11:05:23 AM EST)
i have nothing to say
tifas boobs
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2001 0:29:05 AM EST)
man there huge and they give me a big boner man you need to see them there as big as a sumo wrestlers tits and look like flotation divices she can be a life guard to save me when i start drouning in my bed
Beat this!
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rmazur
(05.24.2001 7:43:13 PM EST)
175 points!!! My friend turned me on to this game and for the longest time all I was getting was 30-40 points. I just installed it on another computer of mine as my main one was busy and scored 175 points! Damn my eyes are burnin' from trying to keep them focused on the ball.
check this out
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.16.2001 9:40:07 AM EST)
fuck you
hehe what fun
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started by
chris111ct
(05.15.2001 3:10:19 PM EST)
well all i can say is that i bounced this fucking ball 40 times BEAT that hahahahahah i rule hahahha
Balls
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lovebyrd71
(05.11.2001 9:51:20 PM EST)
Thats all the world needs, more Balls
" If you Drink, Dont Park, Accidents Cause people "
Cool
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started by
willbertram
(05.10.2001 10:08:07 PM EST)
Neat Game
SHIT HAPPENS!!!
Hmmm
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adog
(05.10.2001 0:53:03 AM EST)
Hmmm
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