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George W. Bush

"We ought to make the pie higher." - South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000

Random Quote

"All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium."
— Ralph Kiner, NY Sportscaster

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#137 The city of Los Angeles has three times more automobiles than people.

Yo Mama ...

is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

One Liners

Q: What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One's a snack cracker.

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Welcome to Goofball Jokes. Below is a list of all of our categories of jokes and the most recent entry for that category. You can click on any of the category headings to see all of the jokes we have that fit under that category.

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Psychiatrists Vs. Bartenders Ever since I was a child I've always had a fear of ... 05.01.2009	Dumber Than A Lightbulb I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew ... 07.22.2009	Welfare Check A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know.... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job"... 07.20.2010
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Best Lawyer Story The Salvation Army realized that it had never received ... 05.09.2009		How The Fight Got Started One year I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery ... 07.24.2010
Favorite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, ... 06.12.2010	An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named �Governmentium.� Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313. 10.19.2009	Christmas Tale A Scottish man living in Doha calls his son in Edinburgh ... 12.24.2010
Looking for a New Church Three couples walk into a pastor's office. The first couple are senior citizens. The second couple are middle aged. The third couple are young and newly married. 05.17.2010	Gynecologist's Assistant A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ... 11.13.2009	Caddie Come Back Lines Golfer:"Think I'm going to drown myself in ... 10.11.2009
Mexican Oysters A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ... 09.28.2009	I D Ten T Error I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem ... 06.16.2008	Darwin Awards Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the ... 10.06.2008
The Cork Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a ... 02.08.2010

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