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George W. Bush
 
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"-Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
— Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#130 Koalas and humans are the only animals with unique fingerprints.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur Traders.
 
 



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Welcome to Goofball Jokes. Below is a list of all of our categories of jokes and the most recent entry for that category. You can click on any of the category headings to see all of the jokes we have that fit under that category.

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Irish Lent
An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry ...
06.10.2008

Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a new flight attendant. ...
05.29.2008

Computer Airliner
At a recent software engineering management course ...
05.31.2008

Stevie Wonder In Tokyo
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and ...
06.12.2008

Life In The 1500's
The next time you are washing your hands and complain ...
06.05.2008

Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man?
It's always erect, Stays up for 12 days and ...
12.29.2007

New Porsche
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche ...
02.01.2008



The Bank Robbery
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
06.15.2008

Things Difficult To Say
Words and phrases that are hard to say ...
07.20.2008

A Politically Correct Political Joke
This is a nonpartisan joke that can be enjoyed by both parties! Not only that, it is politically correct.
02.08.2008

Mason Vs. Dixon
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee ...
05.24.2008

Graveside Service
A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to ...
04.11.2008

The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they ...
06.07.2008

Five Iron Anyone?
A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson, "You are spectacular; ...
06.11.2008

Welfare
A Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick ...
05.18.2008

I D Ten T Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem ...
06.16.2008

25 Reasons I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ...
06.03.2008

2 Gay Men And A Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their ...
06.09.2008


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1 Finger Candi 4.84
2 Poolside Beauty 4.78
3 Staring At The Ceiling 4.73
4 A Kodak Moment 4.06
5 Things Difficult To Say 4.00
6 A Lifetime Experience 3.93
7 Talent Show - This Is Wild 3.93
8 Take A Sweater 3.93
9 Help Your Dog 3.93
10 A Kodak Moment 3.93

 

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Classic Goofs
 

1 Inspirational 4.71
2 Body Paint Lingerie 4.64
3 Depth Perseption Test 4.62
4 South Beach 4.61
5 Stand Back 4.55
6 Why Men Hide The Remote 4.52
7 Fresh Jugs 4.48
8 Look At My Chest 4.39
9 Windy Daze 4.35
10 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.34

 
 

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Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November?
John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war
Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K
Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding
All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war
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Mickey Mouse
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Ron Paul
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A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years. Wow.