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Psychiatrists Vs. Bartenders
Ever since I was a child I've always had a fear of ...
Published : 05.01.2009
Rate: 4.00
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In Need of a Push
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it's 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed ...
Published : 01.28.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Beer And Walking
A recent study found the average American walks about ...
Published : 08.08.2008
Rate: 3.53
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More Or Less?
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman ...
Published : 08.06.2008
Rate: 3.93
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Irish Lent
An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry ...
Published : 06.10.2008
Rate: 2.13
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New Drink
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 03.21.2008
Rate: 3.73
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Guy Luke's Night Out
After a hard day logging in the northern wilderness, ...
Published : 01.27.2008
Rate: 2.88
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Working Nights
Murphy came home plastered for the third night in a row. His wife dragged him to the window, pointing to the blazing lights of the big distillery in the distance.
Published : 12.18.2007
Rate: 3.14
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Impossible To Say While Drunk
Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk.
Published : 10.20.2007
Rate: 3.73
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Eighteen Double Vodkas
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman ...
Published : 08.23.2007
Rate: 2.90
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Stealing From A Drunk
A young man is staggering about drunk with a key in ...
Published : 07.18.2007
Rate: 3.75
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Free Drinks
Larry and Steve wanted to go out drinking; they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
Published : 11.08.2006
Rate: 4.17
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Getting Drunk
Two buddies, Bob and Larry are getting very drunk ...
Published : 05.13.2006
Rate: 4.08
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You Guys Got Lucky
Three pals are in a bar somewhere in Manhattan having ...
Published : 04.23.2006
Rate: 3.30
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The Taxidermist
This guy walks into a bar down in Texas and orders ...
Published : 12.07.2005
Rate: 4.17
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Pub Hopping
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro ...
Published : 11.19.2005
Rate: 3.93
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No Luck At All
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Published : 06.04.2005
Rate: 3.92
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Talented Octopus
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone ...
Published : 05.14.2005
Rate: 4.13
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Designated Decoy
Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching ...
Published : 04.28.2005
Rate: 4.17
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I Know You Were Drunk Yesterday
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go ...
Published : 03.21.2005
Rate: 3.77
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Buy The Ballarina a Drink!
A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress ...
Published : 01.21.2005
Rate: 4.00
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The Gynecologists Drink
This guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the ...
Published : 11.25.2004
Rate: 4.00
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Have You Had A Good Day?
A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three ducks, ...
Published : 08.18.2004
Rate: 4.15
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A Bit Of An Errand For Me Wife
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after ...
Published : 06.12.2004
Rate: 4.08
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All Men Be Warned
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties ...
Published : 03.18.2004
Rate: 4.07
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It's Difficult To Say
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things ...
Published : 02.22.2004
Rate: 4.09
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Boiler Maker
Guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "bartender, ...
Published : 01.31.2004
Rate: 3.81
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Ice Cube and Life
Two drunks are in a tavern sitting at the bar, staring ...
Published : 12.24.2003
Rate: 3.67
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Two Cowboys
Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail ...
Published : 12.10.2003
Rate: 3.75
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Drunk Again
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on ...
Published : 11.19.2003
Rate: 3.29
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