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Beer And Walking
A recent study found the average American walks about ...
Published : 08.08.2008

Rate: 3.43
More Or Less?
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman ...
Published : 08.06.2008

Rate: 3.83
Irish Lent
An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry ...
Published : 06.10.2008

Rate: 2.13
New Drink
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, ...
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Published : 03.21.2008

Rate: 3.73
Guy Luke's Night Out
After a hard day logging in the northern wilderness, ...
Published : 01.27.2008

Rate: 2.88
Working Nights
Murphy came home plastered for the third night in a row. His wife dragged him to the window, pointing to the blazing lights of the big distillery in the distance.
Published : 12.18.2007

Rate: 3.14
Impossible To Say While Drunk
Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk.
Published : 10.20.2007

Rate: 3.73
Eighteen Double Vodkas
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman ...
Published : 08.23.2007

Rate: 2.90
Stealing From A Drunk
A young man is staggering about drunk with a key in ...
Published : 07.18.2007

Rate: 3.75
Free Drinks
Larry and Steve wanted to go out drinking; they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
Published : 11.08.2006

Rate: 4.17
Getting Drunk
Two buddies, Bob and Larry are getting very drunk ...
Published : 05.13.2006

Rate: 4.08
You Guys Got Lucky
Three pals are in a bar somewhere in Manhattan having ...
Published : 04.23.2006

Rate: 3.30
The Taxidermist
This guy walks into a bar down in Texas and orders ...
Published : 12.07.2005

Rate: 4.17
Pub Hopping
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro ...
Published : 11.19.2005

Rate: 3.93
No Luck At All
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Published : 06.04.2005

Rate: 3.92
Talented Octopus
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone ...
Published : 05.14.2005

Rate: 4.13
Designated Decoy
Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching ...
Published : 04.28.2005

Rate: 4.17
I Know You Were Drunk Yesterday
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go ...
Published : 03.21.2005

Rate: 3.77
Buy The Ballarina a Drink!
A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress ...
Published : 01.21.2005

Rate: 4.00
The Gynecologists Drink
This guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the ...
Published : 11.25.2004

Rate: 4.00
Have You Had A Good Day?
A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three ducks, ...
Published : 08.18.2004

Rate: 4.15
A Bit Of An Errand For Me Wife
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after ...
Published : 06.12.2004

Rate: 4.08
All Men Be Warned
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties ...
Published : 03.18.2004

Rate: 4.07
It's Difficult To Say
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things ...
Published : 02.22.2004

Rate: 4.09
Boiler Maker
Guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "bartender, ...
Published : 01.31.2004

Rate: 3.81
Ice Cube and Life
Two drunks are in a tavern sitting at the bar, staring ...
Published : 12.24.2003

Rate: 3.67
Two Cowboys
Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail ...
Published : 12.10.2003

Rate: 3.75
Drunk Again
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on ...
Published : 11.19.2003

Rate: 3.29
Stupid Drunk
This drunk staggers into a bar, bumping into customers ...
Published : 10.13.2003

Rate: 3.75
Bartender's Revenge
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a mug of beer...
Published : 09.30.2003

Rate: 3.80

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