Honesty Is The Best Policy
By: rld1013	Published: 05/18/2001
A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink minidress. Using the time honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I" he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation. Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply out of me with liquor." He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so staightforward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture, and just plain destroy the place." "Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked. "Just until I get my two hundred bucks back!" he replied. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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But joanna143... (0 replies) started by wizewon (05.21.2001 3:19:39 PM EST) why does your husband have to pay?

very cute (0 replies) started by joanna143 (05.18.2001 0:57:20 AM EST) my husband has that very same problem haha. very cute joke

I like it rough too! (0 replies)   started by willi (05.18.2001 0:56:55 AM EST) What is sex without a little biting, scratching, pulling hair, breaking furniture, or plain destroying the place? Answer: Boring.

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