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New Drink

By: bigjohn2Published: 03/21/2008
 
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?"

Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink, invented by a gynecologist patron of ours.

It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka." The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"

The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir."

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    now thats good stuff

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