Hung Like a Horse
By: stimpy	Published: 03/05/1999
A man walks into a bar and sees a horse sitting in the corner. He walks up to the bartender and says "Whose horse is that?" The bartender replies "That's my horse, why do you ask?" The man replies, "I'll bet you 100 dollars that I can make your horse laugh, and then make him cry." The bartender laughs at him and says, "Sure, you can't make a horse laugh and cry." So the guy walks over to the horse and within seconds he has the horse laughing hysterically. Within seconds after that the horse is crying his eyes out. The man returns to the bar and asks for his 100 dollars. The bartender says, "Before I give you your money, you have to tell me how you did it." The man answers, "It was easy, to make him laugh I told him my dick was bigger than his." The bartender then says, "How did you make him cry, then?" The man replies, "That was easy too, I showed him." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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horse shit (0 replies)   started by waddy1234 (08.27.2000 6:56:28 PM EST) that joke is at least 30years old grandmaster

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