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Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a new flight attendant. ...
Published : 05.29.2008

Rate: 3.73
Do You Want It Pasteurized?
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. ...
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Published : 05.25.2008

Rate: 3.27
Blonde Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more ...
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Published : 05.06.2008

Rate: 3.73
T.G.I.F.
A man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was ...
Published : 04.09.2008

Rate: 3.83
Blonde On Blonde
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little ...
Published : 03.24.2008

Rate: 3.73
Painting The House
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired ...
Published : 01.15.2008

Rate: 1.83
Blonde Searching
A very flat-chested Blond finally decided she needed ...
Published : 09.24.2007

Rate: 2.03
Bubba, Junior And The Blonde
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, ...
Published : 09.19.2007

Rate: 3.27
Alligator
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his ...
Published : 07.13.2007

Rate: 3.50
Flat Tire
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the freeway ...
Published : 07.05.2007

Rate: 1.85
Blonde Oral
Three lady friends always meet for lunch on Thursdays ...
Published : 06.10.2007

Rate: 3.75
Vaction Policy
Darla, a blonde, had applied for a job and when she ...
Published : 02.07.2007

Rate: 4.09
Pulling The Wool
A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the ...
Published : 02.02.2007

Rate: 4.09
The Sweat Or The Wind?
A blonde says to a salesman, "I'm not sure if I should ...
Published : 01.08.2007

Rate: 4.09
No Money Honey?
A young blonde college co-ed came running in tears ...
Published : 12.22.2006

Rate: 4.17
Blonde Cop
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little ...
Published : 11.24.2006

Rate: 4.00
Blonde Carpenters
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was ...
Published : 11.06.2006

Rate: 4.00
Puzzled Blonde
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please ...
Published : 11.02.2006

Rate: 4.00
Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The ...
Published : 10.15.2006

Rate: 3.82
Smart Blonde
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps ...
Published : 09.10.2006

Rate: 4.00
Kidnapped
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some ...
Published : 06.21.2006

Rate: 4.00
There Must Be Worse But ...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The ...
Published : 06.05.2006

Rate: 4.17
Rectal Deodorant
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant ...
Published : 05.15.2006

Rate: 4.08
It's Lent
On their honeymoon, the BLONDE bride slipped into ...
Published : 04.27.2006

Rate: 3.92
Blonde Moviegoer
Charlie went to a movie the other evening and sat ...
Published : 04.13.2006

Rate: 4.06
TGIF
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, ...
Published : 02.06.2006

Rate: 4.10
Brazilians Dead

Published : 12.17.2005

Rate: 3.88
Horseback Riding Incident
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though ...
Published : 10.28.2005

Rate: 3.83
Comfortable
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit ...
Published : 10.10.2005

Rate: 3.46
Football Finally Makes Sense
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football ...
Published : 10.07.2005

Rate: 4.00

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