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 Blonde Criminals | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/29/1999 | | |  |
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Two blondes decided to rob a bank together.
The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan
with
the
second blonde, Buffie, in great detail. The robbery begins.
Judy
drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to
Buffie, "I
want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are
supposed
to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with
the
cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said Buffie.
Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes . . .
Two minutes pass . . .
Seven
minutes pass . . . and Judy is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's
got a
safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the
time
she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst
open
again with the security guard coming out.
The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while
he is
firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Judy says "You
are
such a blonde! I thought you
understood the plan!"
Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said
tie up
the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
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