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 Blind Man's Blonde | | By: MissPK | Published: 08/18/2001 | | |  |
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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a
bar stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the
blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep
voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should
know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm
a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the
woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady
to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it
seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy pauses and then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have
to explain it five times."
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roger
(08.26.2003 1:37:52 AM EST)
GrandPatron
for his comment of:
I first heard it when Polock jokes were the norm.
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Sorry GP, but there were no Polocks in this joke. Thanks for playing though and you can pick up your award at the third stall on your left.
Keep those comments coming folks,
you too could be a weener!!
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Yeah !
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started by
marvin
(08.18.2001 9:43:07 AM EST)
I know the feeling, if you have to explain a joke it's just not worth (your skin) telling it !
Thanks as always PK - 5 of course ;-)
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