Little Voices
By: acidinterval	Published: 08/26/2003
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought 'how weird.' A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders. As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her. "What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?" The blonde looked up at the man and said, "Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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lol (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (08.26.2003 3:48:50 PM EST) this one is good everytime I hear it...lmfao

The voice is her boyfriend (0 replies) started by tjshere (08.26.2003 9:05:30 AM EST) Saying "you've got male".

I use to ..... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (08.26.2003 8:41:57 AM EST) here little voices too. But they grew up and are now teenagers. Now they seldom even talk to me. Hahahahaha (At least we know this joke is only as old as the internet is. LOL)

PK (0 replies) started by roger (08.26.2003 1:28:58 AM EST) I been emailing you for months now, why don't you answer me? hahahahahaha

I used to hear them (0 replies)   started by meesha (08.26.2003 1:01:06 AM EST) but the little white pills made the bad noises go away. bwahahahahahahahahaha

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