"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)
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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." — Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
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Yo Mama ...
is so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said,"What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
One Liners
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.
A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.
"Buffy," she said, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?"
"Twelve," said Buffy.
So the blonde bought the twelve rolls of paper and did the job, but she had five rolls left over.
"Buffy," she said. "I bought twelve rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I've got five leftover!"
"Yeah," said Buffy. "So did I!"
I've got to admit:
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started by
bigswifty
(01.06.2002 10:07:59 AM EST)
I'm married to a blonde. You may think that these are jokes, but I'm here to tell you, these contributions by Rob are scientific facts!!
...which would have been "short, but predictable", because it seems like everyone else (TJ and Marvin) (that usually sums up the commenters in the Jokes section) also concludes that they saw the Punch Line coming.
So I submit to you, a joke. A joke, for your reading pleasure. I will match this joke for Shortness, you can decide on which one is funnier. This is by no means a contest between Robnoxious and myself. It's just that I have ran out of things to say about his jokes.
This isn't one of my favorite jokes. This particular Blonde Joke doesn't deserve one of that caliber.
Ladies and Gentlemen the joke:
A guy walks into a doctor's office with a lettuce leaf sticking out of his ass.
Doctor says, "Hmmmm, that's strange."
The guy replies, "That's just the tip of the iceberg."
Cute
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started by
tjshere
(01.06.2002 1:30:15 AM EST)
Kinda easy to see the punch-line coming, but still a cute joke.
And now a word from the GrandPatron.......
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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