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The Car incident
By: Kitten Published: 04/05/2000

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

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lmfao (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(05.03.2003 10:22:28 PM EST)
good one

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.05.2001 4:33:23 PM EST)
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this site crazy (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 12:57:13 PM EST)
a man fell in da mud he took a bath in bubles bubles is the girl next door

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started by TheCritic
(05.26.2000 9:42:29 AM EST)
roses are red violets are blue just testing this out to see how I do Thanks, and good one kitten

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