The Blonde And Her Tailpipe
By: Seaweedy	Published: 10/10/2000
A blonde woman was driving home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a bad hailstorm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls and her car was dented up really bad. The next day she brings it to a repair shop to have the dents looked at. The repair guy, noticing that she is blonde and quite dingy when she speaks, decides to have some fun and tells her to blow into the tail pipe of the car really hard when she gets home, and that doing this will cause all of the dents to pop out. When she gets home she starts blowing into the tail pipe as hard as she can, over and over. Just then her best friend, who also is blonde, shows up. Her friend sees her blowing into the tail pipe and is quite startled by the action. She blurts out all flippantly, "What are you doing!?" She tells her the repair guy told her to blow into the tail pipe real hard and the dents would pop out. Her girlfriend says "Duh! You need to roll up the windows first!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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hahahaha (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (05.03.2003 10:36:51 PM EST) pretty good one

Haha (0 replies) started by TheTenMan (11.28.2000 10:37:32 PM EST) that was a good one

booo (0 replies) started by kingofallmedia420 (10.11.2000 11:32:03 PM EST) not worth the time it took to read Legalize, Don't Criminalize

uhh... (0 replies) started by rook30505 (10.10.2000 3:37:43 AM EST) I have no clue what this joke means,and I don't know why it's funny,but uhhh....spank my ass "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

It really works! (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (10.10.2000 0:10:50 AM EST) I used to have a dimple in my chin till I dated a blonde! Take time to stop and smell the panties.

THAT IS (0 replies) started by donut38 (10.10.2000 0:09:10 AM EST) SOOO OOLD IT HURTS BUT IT`S STILL A GOOD ONE THANKS FOR THE MEMORY

First (0 replies)   started by estoude1 (10.10.2000 0:04:05 AM EST) Too dumb Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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