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Three blonde men are stranded on one side of a
wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to
figure out how to cross the river, so God turns
him into a brown haired man and he swims across.
The second man prays to God to make him even
smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man
and he builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the
smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks
across the bridge.
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oh hell
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bigjohn2
(05.03.2003 0:21:13 AM EST)
come on now
whatever
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started by
onyx000123
(02.06.2001 11:56:22 AM EST)
obviously some irate girl who thought she'd get back at a guy for all the blonde jokes told. or a very equal like person?
dumb asses
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.04.2000 1:33:22 AM EST)
blonde guys are so dumb that if they put they're lightbulbs together they would still only have 1/100 of a brain.
Duh!!!
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limpbizkitgirl4life
(08.27.2000 7:23:15 AM EST)
Everyone knows that girls are smarter than boys. It's a known fact.
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Until 1965, driving was done on the left-hand side on roads in Sweden. The conversion to right-hand was done on a week day at 5 pm. All traffic stopped as people switched sides. This time and day were chosen to prevent accidents where drivers would have gotten up in the morning and been too sleepy to realize *this* was the day of the changeover. In left hand drive countries, such as the UK, Ireland, Japan, and Australia, drivers sit on the righthand side of the car. Except for Sweden, where drivers sat on the left, as in North-America.
