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Blonde Mating Habits

By: JskillsPublished: 12/08/1998
 
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Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: What do blondes say after making love?
A: "Are you boys all on the same team?"

Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.

Q: What's the mating call of a blonde?
A: "I think I'm drunk!"

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    The blonde and the potato (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.19.2000 8:30:37 PM EST)

    There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head running from the police when they come across some farm land, they run into the farm and come across a barn. They run into the barn and must hide quickly. The brunette hides behind a cow, the red head hides behind an over-sized pig, and the blonde hides behind a big pile of potatos.

    The police run into the barn and are looking for them, when one of the police officers say,"I think I heard something from behind that cow." The brunette must think fast and says,"Moo, moo." The police officer says,"I guess it was nothing."

    Just then, another police officer says,"I think I heard something from behind that pig." The red head must think quickly and says,"Oink, oink, oink." The police officer then says,"I guess not"

    Then, another police officer says,"I think I heard something from behind those potatos. The blond must think quickly and says,"POTATO."

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