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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is nherently of no value to us."
—Western Union internal memo, 1876
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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 My new car | | By: robnoxious | Published: 01/19/1999 | | |  |
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A blonde was having a lot of problems selling her old car, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The
brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
About a month after that, the
brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."
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