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"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001
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"I love Buffalo. It's got all the boredom of Canada, without the health insurance"
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#12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.
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... is so fat, If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
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Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: So, you all play for the same team?
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A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."
The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."
"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.
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Welfare Check
A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his
check. He marches straight up to the counter and
says, "Hi. You know.... I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job"...
07.20.2010
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In almost all countries, first cousin marriages are legal!
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