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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
The ousted CEO of a company decided to help out the incoming CEO. "I've left two envelopes in the safe," the departing CEO said. "When you encounter a crisis you can't handle, open the first envelope. If you run into more trouble, open the second one."
A few months later a crisis hit. The new CEO opened the safe and took out envelope marked 1. Inside a note that read, "Blame me." It worked like a charm. A few months later the company's stock plummeted. The CEO took out the secone envelope. This note said "Prepare two envelopes."
I know GP and I tease a lot about having already heard some of these but without your support we'd be reading the same ones over and over and over....
This one was funny...
^5 buddy.
Just protecting my sheep
LMAO
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started by
thegrandpatron
(02.11.2003 9:48:40 PM EST)
This is so true.
Hahahahahahahah
CEOs
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started by
willi
(02.11.2003 2:41:07 PM EST)
are not the only ones that thrive on this system of accountability. Presidents love it, too!
LOL
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started by
tjshere
(02.11.2003 4:11:48 AM EST)
I guess if CEO #1's ideas were so good he wouldn't have been ousted in the first place.
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