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Idiots

By: scutiPublished: 07/02/2006
 
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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Waaaa Hahahahahahaha2!! (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(07.02.2006 9:48:29 AM EST)


A fabulous zinger of a punchline! Too bad the joke won't work for judges.

^5, scuti

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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started by thegrandpatron
(07.02.2006 8:26:25 AM EST)


I had forgotten all about this joke....and it's one of my all time favorites.
Oh God how I hate arrogant teachers.

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