It's a secret
By: Sgt. Baker	Published: 05/30/2000
A man flies in one night on a massively delayed plane for a business trip. The man is tired, it's three o'clock, and he wants a beer. He gets a cab and has the driver drop him off at the nearest bar. He gets out of the car and realizes it's a gay bar. By the time he turns to get back in the car and proceed to the next bar, the driver is gone. So he decides to go in anyway. When he gets in and asks for a beer, the bartender asks him the name of his "thing". He explains that, in order to get a drink, you have to have a name for your "thing". He gives the guy five minutes to come up with a name. Spike, George, Ralph...nothing seemed to fit until he came up with secret. "What do you mean?" said the bartender."It can't be a secret!" "No,no, you see, it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Butty bandits (0 replies) started by KiddShady (06.03.2000 1:18:24 AM EST) silly faggit dicks are for chics I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

Again With This Joke? (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.31.2000 10:39:35 PM EST) If I see this joke one more freakin' time, I'm gonna beat the shit out of somebody.

sick shit (0 replies) started by xstevex (05.31.2000 3:24:48 PM EST) that is some sick shit

Gay bars... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (05.31.2000 12:44:25 PM EST) never been in one.

HAHAHA (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.31.2000 6:43:46 AM EST) I might be first ut because goofball iz dumb and changed there thing i have no idea

Old, but true! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (05.30.2000 10:47:09 AM EST) All he wants is a beer, not a date. The Naked Canuck "I Am. Canadian!"

Massively delayed??? (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (05.30.2000 1:35:06 AM EST) My plane was late by two kilograms! Actually, I call mine Coulomb! When it's charged up, it's only attracted to the opposite. ;o)

Old Shit (2 replies)   started by MINIxME (05.30.2000 0:24:45 AM EST) Ahh manly yes but she likes it too. Wait, that dosen't make sense. Anyway, this joke has been here before. Quit recycling shit.

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