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Stress Management

By: acidintervalPublished: 02/14/2007
 
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Just in case you've had a rough day (or week) , here's an 8 step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. It really works...

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one but you knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "The World."

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

8. See? You're smiling already

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    uh (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.14.2007 9:39:45 AM EST)


    "The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity"

    If I heard that, it would want to, no make that, need to take a piss.

    Nah (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.14.2007 8:46:42 AM EST)


    I wouldn't want to sully the pure water with anyone scummy enough to make me want to drown them.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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