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Tooth Pulling

By: bd2sonPublished: 05/09/2006
 
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A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No Way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagara tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagara worked as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."

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    late but it'll be added to my personal collection. Damn good!

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    now that is a damn good one..

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