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Mafia Money

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/30/2001
 
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A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant.

The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The accountant does not answer.

The Godfather asks again, "Where is the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."

The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the three million dollars is.

The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my damn money is!"

The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!"

The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"

The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says...go to hell...that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

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    Hahahahahahaa! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.30.2001 6:15:28 PM EST)

    Damned attorney anyway. Good joke.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Maybe its because I'm old (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (12.30.2001 12:37:14 PM EST)

    but I like this one!!

    Thanks for the chuckle Rob.

      

    Let's have a contest (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.30.2001 9:04:59 AM EST)


    I don't know why we call this section "Latest Jokes".
    It should be called "Latest Jokes that Robonoxious finds funny".
    Or it could be called "Long and Drawn Out, But Not To Funny Jokes".

    Let's have a contest, "Rename this section".
    We can announce the winner right after we announce the winner of the "Caption Contest - January 2001 ".

    I'm an Accountant .... (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (12.30.2001 3:23:50 AM EST)

    just nipping down to check behind my shed .... you never know ! LOL


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