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By: acidintervalPublished: 09/21/2005
 
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On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!

So the new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

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    $1200 in cash??? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.21.2005 4:17:47 AM EST)

    Jeez man, this is the 21st century. Haven't you heard of debit cards?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    best tip ever (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
    (09.21.2005 0:35:25 AM EST)
    i may start delivering pizza to that guy on a regular basis lol

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