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By: Anonymous
Published: 03/15/1999
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he
tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The
guilt and sense of
shame was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that
soothing voice trying to reassure him.
"Howard don't worry about it. You're not the first doctor to
sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last. And,
you're single. So just let it go."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to
reality... "Howard, you're a Veterinarian."
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How disgustingly funny
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soneeeaaa
(07.19.2000 3:56:08 PM EST)
I think that this joke was very funny yet disgusting!! But i defenitaly would give it 2 thubs up!!!
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