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"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone."
— Jan King
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Snapple Facts |
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#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, When she runs, she makes the CD player skip... is so fat, at the radio station!
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One Liners |
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Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Career Change | | By: Carl Fogh | Published: 08/08/2000 | | |  |
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A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could. When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, she was surprised to find that she had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."
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sucks
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.20.2000 1:43:25 PM EST)
i didnt get it
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thanx for...
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started by
bat
(08.09.2000 8:54:18 AM EST)
clearing that up LewLove your country,Question your government.
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It's a little funnier..
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started by
LewisCPher
(08.08.2000 9:33:26 PM EST)
(but not much) when the correct punch line is used. He did it through the tailpipe, not the muffler.Ting-a-ling, you sonofabitch!!
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Not as bad...
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started by
Vandalier
(08.08.2000 12:43:42 PM EST)
...as the others I've heard lately
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WTF??!!??
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.08.2000 12:19:30 PM EST)
what??!?
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Blah..
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.08.2000 11:42:38 AM EST)
....not the laughs I was hoping for.The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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Blah..
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.08.2000 11:38:28 AM EST)
....not the laughs I was hoping for.The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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YOU SUCK DICK
(1 reply)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.08.2000 10:04:41 AM EST)
You're right, you are first....first to get it up the ass you fucking phag! GET A LIFE!!!!
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awwww shit
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started by
rook30505
(08.08.2000 2:28:08 AM EST)
I heard this joke a long time agoSpank my ass!
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