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Published : 12.22.2007

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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder ...
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Published : 11.18.2007

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Jose and Carlos - Panhandlers
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a sign.
Published : 09.30.2007

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Forehead Dot
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their ...
Published : 08.26.2007

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Hey, He Knows That Dude
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for ...
Published : 08.14.2007

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Blow Up Doll
A man decides he wants a blow up doll. So he heads ...
Published : 06.25.2007

Rate: 3.73
The French
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, ...
Published : 03.11.2007

Rate: 4.00
Irish Predicament
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the Ole just sits there.
Published : 02.27.2007

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Exchanging Monies
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Published : 02.26.2007

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Chinese Laundry
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done ...
Published : 02.10.2007

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More Fun With The French
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the ...
Published : 01.29.2007

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Castro's Army
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding ...
Published : 11.28.2006

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Discovery Channel Special
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Published : 11.26.2006

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Published : 11.18.2006

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Applying For A Driver's License
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a ...
Published : 11.14.2006

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A Zebra At The Pearly Gates
A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he ...
Published : 11.07.2006

Rate: 4.08
Halloween Costume
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They ...
Published : 10.31.2006

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Welcome To America
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Published : 10.27.2006

Rate: 3.83
Fleeing Taliban
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Published : 10.26.2006

Rate: 4.08
Would That Make Us Kin?
Two good ole boys down in Mississippi were sitting ...
Published : 10.20.2006

Rate: 4.15
Lord Take Pity On Me
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because ...
Published : 10.19.2006

Rate: 4.00
Do You Want To Go To Heaven?
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says ...
Published : 10.18.2006

Rate: 4.08
Okay Pedestrians
Paddy was in New York He was patiently waiting, and ...
Published : 10.16.2006

Rate: 4.00
Jamie O'Conner And Me Had A Fight
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like ...
Published : 10.15.2006

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Designer Dress
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Published : 10.12.2006

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