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Polish Sex Quiz

By: RobertPublished: 04/23/2000
 
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The Official Polish Sex Quiz

Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and mark an "X" (just like you sign your name) under the appropriate heading on the right side.

TRUE FALSE

1. A clitoris is a type of flower.
|______|______|

2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
|______|______|

3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
|______|______|

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
|______|______|

5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.
|______|______|

6. A G-string is part of a violin.
|______|______|

7. Semen is another word for "sailor".
|______|______|

8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly".
|______|______|

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.
|______|______|

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
|______|______|

11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
|______|______|

12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
|______|______|

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
|______|______|

14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".
|______|______|

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
|______|______|

16. A condom is an apartment complex.
|______|______|

17. An organism is the person who accompanies the chior in church.
|______|______|

18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry.
|______|______|

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
|______|______|

20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials.
|______|______|

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
|______|______|

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
|______|______|

23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.
|______|______|

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
|______|______|

25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve"
|______|______|

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
|______|______|

27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.
|______|______|

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? (0 replies)
started by grogggg
(10.17.2001 8:00:29 PM EST)

Did i pass?

lofuss

Yo,Rob.....It's Phil !!!! (0 replies)
started by pppp
(06.28.2001 8:05:13 AM EST)

That sex quiz really made me crack up!!!

Talk to you later!!!!!!!

im dumb (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.19.2001 8:05:57 PM EST)

aww..i failed each question so does that mean im polish?

funny ethnic joke (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.05.2001 6:47:56 PM EST)

What's the difference between a polish whore and a bowling ball?
you could eat a bowling ball if you had too!!!

sissy2times (0 replies)
started by sissy2times
(05.05.2001 5:10:56 PM EST)

couldnt answer questions but not cause i didnt know them wouldnt let me put x does that make me polish?

sissy2times

what the fuck was that about (0 replies)
started by birddoesit
(04.23.2001 8:08:39 PM EST)

why put that shit on here

GREAT! (0 replies)
started by NANCY007
(04.21.2001 11:18:33 AM EST)

GREAT!

NANCYMARTIN

Why Polish jokes (0 replies)
started by thewigsplitter
(04.12.2001 3:14:31 PM EST)

when dago's are the dumbest fxcks of us all?

uh... (0 replies)
started by dildo316
(03.21.2001 2:15:10 PM EST)

you guyz need MORE Polock jokes

dumbass

Very droll (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.14.2001 8:20:17 PM EST)

Aside from the misspellings, juvenile questions and references to non-sexual terms, pretty....boring.

cool (0 replies)
started by oda6
(02.10.2001 6:34:41 PM EST)

if we could get that on
a t-shirt, that would be cool!

good to go, lets do the deed

Not Bad (0 replies)
started by montanambersunrise
(01.15.2001 4:16:14 PM EST)

It could also be the hillbilly version as well as the Polish version.

wassup (1 reply)
started by Babethug2001
(01.10.2001 5:57:34 PM EST)

tis is a good web sites it is really funny and fun to be on

wassup my peeps

men (1 reply)
started by pattym
(01.05.2001 1:09:55 AM EST)

why don't you people have more picture of men! men! theres not much pic. of men.

sex joke (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.01.2001 8:37:51 PM EST)

what does sex and snow have in commin
answer
you never know how many inches you will get or how long it will last

hey (0 replies)
started by stupidfuck
(12.21.2000 3:34:01 PM EST)

hey, my cousin is polish! i printed this one to give to him.

it's kinda funny.

jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

take this quiz (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.17.2000 1:22:22 PM EST)

take this quiz

what? (1 reply)
started by RFCchamps
(12.11.2000 12:59:52 PM EST)

what a lot of shit!!!!!

don't f... with Polaks (5 replies)
started by xandyPL
(12.02.2000 0:14:18 AM EST)

u are lucky I don't know u .
I would just kick your sorry ass.

eeeerrr (0 replies)
started by callmaster9
(11.29.2000 0:36:38 AM EST)

bullshit Mr Hangman !

Mayor_Quimby (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.16.2000 5:41:15 PM EST)

this is the funniest thing eva. keep it up

Good One..... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.03.2000 9:28:38 AM EST)

Good Quiz!
Alot of people need to take it.
Love, Liz

suck my white nonpolish bent dick (1 reply)
started by kp2575
(10.22.2000 2:20:31 AM EST)

this sucks big cock
you fucking asshole polack motherfucker

Fuckin Gay (1 reply)
started by JakeC
(10.17.2000 7:44:58 PM EST)

This is the dumbest quiz ever

oldie (0 replies)
started by scorp3
(06.11.2000 10:16:29 AM EST)

this same test was used for the arkansas sex test.

scorp3

Polish Sex Quiz (1 reply)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.05.2000 1:42:30 AM EST)

Hey Monica, I saw this and thought of you. Hope you like it. If it doesn't come up then go copy the whole site and paste it then go to it. Oh by the way I broke my left leg Friday night in my soccer game. Later, Matt

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