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Penis Study

By: beckdaddyPublished: 08/26/2001
 
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In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it.

After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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    I would have loved.... (1 reply)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.28.2001 3:28:03 AM EST)

    ...to help collect this data...:)

    ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

    Poland? (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (08.26.2001 7:37:19 PM EST)


    I thought they did this in Saskatchewan.

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    I'm not convinced (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.26.2001 1:36:39 PM EST)

    I think we should round up some goof volunteers (female) and get their opinions ..... after proper sampling of course !


    Kiss My Ass !

    Poland completed this study... (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (08.26.2001 5:07:27 AM EST)

    at an average of $5.38 a day: on the other hand, the U.S. government completed it at an average of $500 per day, that in itself saying who has the biggest "dickheads" in the world.

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