After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia,
Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to his
friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi. How was a da treep? " Luigi said, "Ever'thing
was a perfect except for da train a ride down." "What'a you mean, Luigi?"
asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautifula Virginia
had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me, and a we were
looking a'forward to da trip. All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up
a da luncha basket.
The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, 'No eat in
dese'a car. Must'a use'a dining car.'" "So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia,
we go to dining car, eat a big'a lunch and begin to open'a bottle of vino!
Conductor walk by me again, wag his'a finger and say, 'No drink'a indese'a
car. Must'a use'a club'a car."So we go to club'a car."
"While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar. The conductor, he
wag'a his finge again and say, 'No smoke'a in dese'a car. Must'a go to
smoker car.'" "We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar."
"Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to bed. We
just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he walk'a through our corridor
shouting at top of his voice,"
"'NO-FOLK'A, VIRGINIA!' 'NO-FOLK'A VIRGINIA!"
"Next'a time, Im'a driva down to Florida".
