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I'd Like Some Polish Sausage

By: bigjohn2Published: 01/02/2005
 
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A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" the guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sauseage, would you ask if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me it I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well alright then, why did you ask me if I was Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this a hardware store."

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    Great Joke (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (01.09.2005 0:27:10 AM EST)
    Saw it coming but LMAO still.

    LMMFAO (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (01.03.2005 8:09:59 PM EST)
    Dude,I never heard this fucking great joke.And since I am part Polish,I salute you.

    Good joke BJ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.03.2005 9:56:11 AM EST)

    Oh how I miss Polish jokes.

    another (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.02.2005 6:22:13 PM EST)
    one I had forgot I submited...good one bj...lol

    A classic (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.02.2005 10:26:14 AM EST)

    So many of the great old Polack jokes were bastardized and converted to blonde jokes. This one is best in it's original form. Thanks for the laugh, BJ.

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