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Greek Style

By: SeaweedyPublished: 09/29/2001
 
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A man went into a bar and he noticed a beautiful woman other end of the bar. He waved to her, and she winked back at him. It didn't take long before he was on the stool next to her. They talked for awhile, and then the man said, "You're really hot!"

"You're pretty cute, too," she said. "I live just around the corner. Do you want to come up to my place?"

"That sounds great!" the man eagerly replied.

"Before we go up there," the woman said, "I have to ask you one question. Do you like doing it Greek style?"

"Well, uh, I'm not exactly sure what that is," the man answered "But it sure sounds interesting and I'm willing to learn! Let's go!"

So they went to her apartment. As soon as they got inside the woman stripped. The man couldn't believe his eyes. She had an incredibly beautiful body.

"Now, you're sure," the woman asked, "That you want to do it Greek style?"

"Definitely!" the man replied.

"All right, then," said the woman. "Take off your clothes, and get up on the bed on yours hands and knees."

"Sounds like fun!" the man exclaimed. He hurried out of his clothes and climbed onto the bed and got on his hands and knees. The woman got onto the bed right in front of him.

She knelt down in front of his head and asked him again, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?"

"Yeah! Yeah!" said the man.

She grabbed the man with her arms right under his armpits, getting him in a lock hold. He was amazed at her strength. He couldn't move at all, and his head was pressing right into her chest. One more time she said, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?"

The man's muffled voice could barely be heard from between her breasts. "Yeah!" he mumbles, "Greek style!"

The woman's grip on him tightened like a vice, and she yelled out, "OK GUS -- HE'S READY!"

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    I can only imagine (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.21.2002 5:06:36 PM EST)

    what Gus might look like.. hahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    Don't trust....... (3 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.30.2001 10:30:31 AM EST)


    Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

    RULE # 1 (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (09.29.2001 6:02:03 PM EST)

    Always be sure what you ask for, you just might get it!!

    by the way Marvin, a Grecian will work for a Handsome Profet, but not an Ugly Guru!!

      

    I hope (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.29.2001 2:25:20 PM EST)

    he did it with Ghusto !

    BTW hoe much does a Grecian urn ?


    We pray for the victims and for vengeance

    Could this be (0 replies)
    started by rmthugger
    (09.29.2001 2:30:17 AM EST)


    the Grecian Formula cream the TV ads have been touting???

    LOL, good post.

    The Hugger

    Oh my! (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (09.29.2001 0:43:31 AM EST)

    What a revoltin' developement this is!

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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