An old greek woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New
York City Office Building.
A young beautiful blonde gets on the elevator and smelling like
very expensive perfume turns to the old greek woman and says
arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills,$100 an ounce!"
The next young beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also
very arrogantly turns to the old greek woman and says,"Channel
No.5 $150 an ounce!"
About 3 floors later, the old greek woman has reached her
destiny and is about to get off the elevator. Before she
leaves,she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends
over, and farts...."Broccoli-49 cents a pound!!!"