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By: BugmanPublished: 01/30/2000
 
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An old greek woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building.

A young beautiful blonde gets on the elevator and smelling like very expensive perfume turns to the old greek woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills,$100 an ounce!"

The next young beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old greek woman and says,"Channel No.5 $150 an ounce!"

About 3 floors later, the old greek woman has reached her destiny and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves,she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over, and farts...."Broccoli-49 cents a pound!!!"

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started by paparoach1
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started by metdan
(12.29.2000 12:07:24 PM EST)

ummm...this is the first time i've been first...lame joke.

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